Sunday, July 12, 2009

DAY 12: STREET CARNIVAL/BAZAAR [Our State Fair...]

I remember visiting Utah in 2007 for their state fair. But in NYC, this is the best we're going to do here, folks.

How can you resist a bright flashing teenage sex-mobile....I mean ferris wheel? Why go to a theme park when you can have the thrill of riding a potential death machine at the mercy of an carefree carney? How can you beat 6 cases of cardiac arrest for only $4?!

Simply the best. And ever entertaining. They're only in the city during the summer months, so bring $20 and it'll last you about 15 minutes at a place like this. Don't carry anything valuable and travel in packs, to avoid teen hoodlums. The danger of walking through these street carnivals themselves are half the fun! Seriously!


Mark is a carnivore.... An Italian Carnivore.

Pat and Tryst contemplate risking their lives on this monster.
Verdict: No, Thank You.

After a quick trip to the ATM I returned with my favorite night-time binge eating partner, Lauren.
Zeppoles = Fried Dough + Powdered Sugar = Fatty Fatty No Friends

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